Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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