just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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