sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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