he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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