We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
this hospital has no fireball
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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