the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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