it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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