You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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