Already got asked if we're dating
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.