when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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