They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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