Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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