quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
