oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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