Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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