he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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