Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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