the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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