Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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