just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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