I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
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You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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