So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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