yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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