JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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