with your own penis?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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