You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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