i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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