So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
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If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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