fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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