Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
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Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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