I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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