is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
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At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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