Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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