I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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