The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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