Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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