the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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