Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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