woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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