3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
