In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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