my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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