i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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