oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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