Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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