Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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