people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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