new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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