if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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