Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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