Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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