I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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