are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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