What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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