i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
We left an ass print on the piano.
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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