Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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