the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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